What happened to dobermans? How stupid can a horror movie premise get? These and more questions get asked, and somewhat answered, when we talk about the sixteen movies we watched.

This time we get a deep feeling of discomfort, a janitor teaches a high schooler how to kick ass, Rock Hudson is the most messed-up scientist (maybe) ever, Stanley Kubrick does noir, the mafia gets a comedic elbow in the ribs, we come-of-age in a small Canadian town, and so much more!

Some movies get released with different titles and trick us, so colour us surprised when two of the sixteen covered this time pull the good old “bait & switch”.

This time we flee from killer cats, discover even Steven Spielberg can flop badly, crack safes with Burt, learn way too much information about starving to death, get annoyed at Melanie Griffith, talk about a Troma movie people just DON’T talk about, and so much more.